Challenges
SportsMission go Dancin’
So our latest expedition into challenging and embarrassing things to do in Brighton took us to Hove Dance Centre. Jay and Joseph were faced with the prospect of learning the cha cha cha in 15 minutes. Obviously this resulted in some very questionable moves, but things went from bad to worse. As the list of things to remember increased Jay lost any coordination he had to start with, and Joseph’s hips moves are a sight to behold…
SportsMission “All Stars” swept aside by Brighton Cougars
Our latest forfeit took us to Dorothy Stringer High School for a Brighton Cougars training session. Tim and Joseph were faced with the prospect of taking on members of the club’s under 18s, and needless to say it wasn’t a close contest. The Cougars barely moved above walking pace and our boys were struggling after 2 minutes. See how they got on and why Jay clearly needs to practice shooting…
Joseph’s Big Breakfast
Well, Joseph is steaking a real claim to make these forfeits his own segment, another 10 minute time limit on this one. This particular penalty for poor predictions had him eating a massive English breakfast from Buddies 24 hour restaurant on the seafront. the meal itself consisted of…brace yourselves…2 sausages, 2 bacon, beans, egg, black pudding, a fried slice, mushrooms, chips, hash browns, tomato, a burger and a 5oz steak! With all that food he could have been there all day do a time limit was obviously necessary, one final stipulation was he had to have his hands tied behind his back. This one was messy!…
Joseph the Mime!
Another forfeit for Joseph and this time he found himself on Brighton Pier doing a mime with some questionable make up. We didn’t want to leave him to suffer for too long so we put a 10 minute time limit on his embarrassment. Out of the ten minutes he spent about six minutes running around, shrugging and telling us he ‘didn’t know what to do’. But there were a few moments of true miming quality and he even found himself a bit of a fan club by the end. My favourite moment was when he tried to go onto the pier itself and was told be a burly bouncer type that ‘there was no entertainment on the pier’. So we kept the entertainment to the street…
Riddle me this, riddle me that…
So our first set of predictions for the season meant Joseph had to do the forfeit because he lost, by some way I might add. As a result, he had to dress up as The Riddler while we watched last Sunday’s football. He drew a lot of funny looks, but less than you might imagine, possibly the fact that Pride happened the day before the people of Brighton were used to seeing some strange outfits. Here’s how he got on…
